Bill and Tom drove to a petrol station for a fill-up because they heard about a oppose being offered by the station to customers who purchase a full store.
When they went inside to pay the men asked the attendant about the oppose.
“Well it’s very simple,” replied the attendant. “I’m thinking of a number between 1-10 if you guess right you win free sex.”
“Sorry. I was thinking of 8,” responded the attendant. “Come back soon and try again”
The next week the two men returned to the same station to get petrol.
When they went inside to pay this measure Tom asked the attendant if the contest was still going on.
“Sure,” replied the attendant. “I’m thinking of a be between 1-10 if you guess alter. You win free sex.”
“Sorry. I was thinking of 3,” replied the attendant. “go back soon and try again.”
As they walked approve to the car. Bill said. “You know what Tom. I’m beginning to think this contest is rigged.”
“No way,” said Tom. “My wife won twice measure week!”
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