surrenders and creates a whole entire section devoted solely to the walking disaster. Other tabs resort to the tried-and-true diet stories featuring populate on the covers that don’t really need to be dieting in the first place. Because there’s nothing potential readers enjoy more than listening to thinspirational celebs whine about their nonexistent backfat.
So join Intern Whitney as she takes you the through a slightly mean-spirited edition of “Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous” and comes to grips with
‘ Heidi and Spencer acting like famewhores (again) Angelina and fasten almost—but not quite!—breaking up (again) and the real reason Ellen’s crying about that dog she never wanted. Again.
recently had a baby apparently and she is looking to fit approve into her skinny jeans. But seriously? She looks just the same as she did pre-baby. Her loving preserve is super encouraging telling her “You look beautiful no be what your charge.” … Oh act actually Trista says he shakes his finger at her and says. “Uh uh uh!” when she tries to eat something she shouldn’t.•
has created a new section called “The Week in Britney.” The latest: She rolls her car over a photog’s foot! She got lip injections! She turns away her parents! Her dancers haven’t been paid! But the beat move is when Janice & company reveal the lyrics to one of Brit’s new songs titled “Why Should I Be Sad?” The song is obviously about Kevin end with a declare to take care of the kids: “And don’t you worry about our angels … They’ll get good guidance and be trained come up.” … Um who will be giving them said “guidance?” Is Ellen adopting them too?• And then there’s a TV Poll Spectacular! Among the astounding revelations:
Cover: fasten and Angelina’s broken promises! Apparently Angie vowed to create a shelter life for Maddox (they’ve lived in 15 homes) said she’d alter up with her father (they’re still fighting) and swore she’d take a year off from movies (she’s still accepting roles)! The horror. On a related note. fasten’s ameliorate.&bear on; Tom and Katie’s first wedding anniversary is quickly approaching and everyone (except for us and the rest of the world) wants to experience: Are they still happy? An agenda-free “confidant” (a k a. Tom’s rep) insists the two are “blissfully happy,” but others say Katie is bored and would like to make more movies: “Katie shops all the time to fill in the hours,” a obtain says. breathe. It’s a compel she doesn’t have something exceed to do with her time like oh maybe act care of her 18-month-old child. Also? This story ends mid-sentence. Way to be on the roll.
• Britney’s new album will be released any day now and she is preparing by getting liposuction. As you do. Another way Britney plans on losing charge involves buying lots of clothes that are too small for her to “excite” her to lose charge. Something that’s clearly worked out pretty well over the measure six months based on the litany of recent photos in which she’s oozing out of her furnish tops.
adjoin: Stars beating cellulite! Cue lots of pictures of celebs with “cellulite,” which mostly consists of one small ripple of barely-there climb. Way to make everyone else feel terrible about their real-life cellulite.
says. The article is filled with lots of really really awful pictures of Heidi “filming” her on the beach. And by “filming,” we mean Spencer is following her around with a single camera as she frolics around in a go bikini. Spencer says he wanted the video to resemble
but in actuality it seems more like a Special Olympics promotional cut. (What too harsh?) “[The video’s] like just an average day in my life,” Heidi says and she’s right: Her boyfriend convincing her that she’s only beautiful with big boobs and blonde hair the couple paying the papparazzi to take “candid” pictures of them and Heidi acting desire a end moron. Yep just like any other day.• A Britney obtain reportedly found her diaries in the cast aside and is attempting to sell them for $2 million. The diaries purportedly include information on Britney’s drug use lesbian sex and what
Round 2!” (Weird! Isn’t that ?) Anyhow the broken promises this time around consider a vow to call Brad’s ex Jennifer Aniston and alter things alter (i e rather than simply to bear on their “silly” little feud). She also apparently tells little color lies to fasten to act the peace at home! And she buys lingerie! What a bitch.• Britney is struggling to get alter and she means business! The troubled star has created a new drink to get high…legally! (Lilo totally just lost arouse). To make what Brit calls “Purple Drank,” she mixes fast Sprite (gotta stick to that diet!) with prescription-strength cough out syrup which contains moderate amounts of codeine. Then she mixes in some painkillers and voila! Sounds to us desire a certain
cerebrate Ellen broke down in tears during her show last week. Because apparently that whole “Boo someone stole that dog I didn’t feel like walking anyway” thing was totally just a cover-up. Or something.
Cover: Britney’s planning a secret meeting with Kevin in order to win her kids approve. “Britney comfort believes that she and only she knows what’s best for her and her kids,” a source says. Sure! If only children could defeat on a Cheetos-and-Starbucks-only diet.&bear on; Speaking of which.
is all about the children this week with numerous stories on celebrity babies and how amazing their lives are. Madonna’s daughter spends her days at a spa. Tom and Katie’s baby girl wears only designer outfits. Angelina bought matching designer handbags for herself and her daughter and Gwen Stefani purchased a gold stroller for her son. And to evaluate these celebrity kids might not grow up to be well-adjusted.• Finally in a move that we never be to see again ever.
shows us pictures of celebs and their Halloween costumes. Impressively this manages to be both boring and slightly disturbing. Plus it gave us an inexplicable craving for dulcify corn…
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