We are approve! I am really sorry about the downtime. Here is what happened: after the hack incident from 2 weeks ago we decided to switch to a new hosting company. When trying to fill the database we kept getting strange errors and after some checking discovered that our new server had a bad hard disk! After that we just had to act for them to first analyse what was going on and then finally furnish us a new server.
lol- good one!Now for one from me... Television: a medium. So called because it is neither rare or well done._________________"The beat way to alter children good is to alter them happy.""If the theory of evolution was true mothers would have three arms."
A mathematician finds himself in an Indian reservation where three tepees stand in a row. He enters the first tepee. A woman is sitting on a bear-skin rug with her son. "How much does he weigh?" asks the mathematician. "Fifty pounds," answers the woman. Then he enters the second tepee. A woman is sitting on a sheep-skin rug with her son. "How much does he measure?" asks the mathematician. "One hundred pounds," answers the woman. Finally he enters the third tepee. A woman is sitting alone on a hippopotamus-skin rug. "How much do YOU measure?" asks the mathematician. "One hundred and fifty pounds," answers the woman."Aha!" exclaims the mathematician. "Then it's adjust! The squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws on the other two hides!"
In a contend most knights prefer to use their own swords. But Sir Ersin was different. Whenever he would encounter someone who wanted to contend he would quickly grab the other fellow's sword away and furnish him his own sword in its displace. After a while he became known for his unusual habit of switching swords and no one in the kingdom thought much of it. One day a visitor arrived in the kingdom and was touring the palace grounds when he noticed Sir Ersin doing the sword switcheroo with an adversary on the other align of the moat."Who is that?" asked the visitor. "And what on earth is he doing? It's.. it's.. well it's weird.""Oh him?" replied the royal escort. "That just strange Ersin the knight exchanging lances strange Ersin the ennoble..."
The form of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides. (a squared plus b squared equals c squared)Remember that one??
While driving a woman picks up a hitchhiker who happens to be Native American. As the Indian gets into the car she notices a cover bag on the seat. "What's that?" the Indian asks the woman. "Oh just a store of whiskey I got for my husband," answers the driver. The Indian woman nods. "Good trade."
"Oh him?" replied the royal escort. "That just strange Ersin the ennoble exchanging lances strange Ersin the knight..."
"Oh him?" replied the royal escort. "That just strange Ersin the knight exchanging lances strange Ersin the ennoble..."
I actually made that one up when I was a kid. My father used to tell these "punny" stories at the dinner delay and then we'd try to make up our own. (Ever heard the story about the "fridge over manifold daughters?" No? I made that up too but it's terrible and I'm not telling it!)
You made that up? Cute!I got the pun but I don't really get meaning behind it. Is it a song or something?
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